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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!

: #Laughs Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

: #Laughs What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.

: #Laughs A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She

: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

: #Laughs Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

: #Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.
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