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: #Laughs Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room.

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: #Laughs A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died.

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: #Laughs A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.

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: #Laughs An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

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: #Laughs How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

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: #Laughs Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

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: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.

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: #Laughs How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

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: #Laughs A bartender was working the late shift.

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: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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: #Laughs whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take a penalty!

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: #Laughs What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

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: #Laughs A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him."What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?""It's mean!", the boy sniffed, "My daddy drowned

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: #Laughs A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as if he were walking on eggs.

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: #Laughs Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!

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: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

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: #Laughs Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

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: #Laughs How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!

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: #Laughs Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room.

: #Laughs A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died.

: #Laughs A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.

: #Laughs An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

: #Laughs What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

: #Laughs How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

: #Laughs Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.

: #Laughs How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

: #Laughs A bartender was working the late shift.

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

: #Laughs whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take a penalty!

: #Laughs What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

: #Laughs A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him."What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?""It's mean!", the boy sniffed, "My daddy drowned

: #Laughs A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as if he were walking on eggs.

: #Laughs Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!

: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

: #Laughs Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.

: #Laughs Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

: #Laughs How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!

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