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: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

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: #Laughs What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!

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: #Laughs Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!

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: #Laughs MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

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: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

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: #Laughs Ninety-four-year-old Mrs.

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.

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: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

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: #Laughs Technical Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential,

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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: #Laughs Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.

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: #Laughs Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, classic music and tal-king without getting too serious.Feel free to apply, but please only read lines 1, 3, and 5.

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: #Laughs A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship.

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: #Laughs What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!

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: #Laughs Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

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: #Laughs What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

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: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

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: #Laughs Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

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: #Laughs Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.

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: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

: #Laughs What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!

: #Laughs Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!

: #Laughs MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

: #Laughs What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

: #Laughs Ninety-four-year-old Mrs.

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.

: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

: #Laughs Technical Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential,

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

: #Laughs Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.

: #Laughs Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, classic music and tal-king without getting too serious.Feel free to apply, but please only read lines 1, 3, and 5.

: #Laughs A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship.

: #Laughs What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!

: #Laughs Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

: #Laughs What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

: #Laughs Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

: #Laughs Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.

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