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: #Laughs Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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: #Laughs Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

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: #Laughs |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and effort.

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: #Laughs How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!

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: #Laughs Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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: #Laughs I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist.

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: #Laughs |Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet?Swine Lake!What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?Pooched eggs!How do you stop a rooser crowin

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: #Laughs Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!

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: #Laughs Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !

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: #Laughs There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one tit,but think of the money he saved!

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: #Laughs If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

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: #Laughs Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny.

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: #Laughs Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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: #Laughs Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job.

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: #Laughs What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.

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: #Laughs Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52

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: #Laughs "I'm fed up with your jealousy," the furious wife told her husband."Do you think I don't realize you're having me followed by a detective who's tall, blond, has green eyes and is very nice, although a little shy at first?"

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: #Laughs Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !

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: #Laughs |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!

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: #Laughs Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

: #Laughs Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

: #Laughs |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and effort.

: #Laughs How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!

: #Laughs Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

: #Laughs I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist.

: #Laughs |Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet?Swine Lake!What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?Pooched eggs!How do you stop a rooser crowin

: #Laughs Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!

: #Laughs Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !

: #Laughs There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one tit,but think of the money he saved!

: #Laughs If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

: #Laughs Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny.

: #Laughs Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

: #Laughs Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job.

: #Laughs What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.

: #Laughs Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52

: #Laughs "I'm fed up with your jealousy," the furious wife told her husband."Do you think I don't realize you're having me followed by a detective who's tall, blond, has green eyes and is very nice, although a little shy at first?"

: #Laughs Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !

: #Laughs |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!

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