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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No.

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: #Laughs A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

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: #Laughs A man goes into a bar with his dog.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?A: A mutt in a rut!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?A: A dog that keeps barking up the wro

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: #Laughs A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

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: #Laughs Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn't want to look down on the unemployed

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.

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: #Laughs |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia--------------------------------------------------------------------------------BritainBOAC = Bett

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: #Laughs A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.

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: #Laughs Arkansas Governor Application First name:_______Last name(if known):_Address (where you live):Mother's name(list also relation, i.e., sister):Birthdate(yours):____________Father's

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: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

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: #Laughs Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into the library.

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: #Laughs |Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

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: #Laughs What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

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: #Laughs BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!

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: #Laughs Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit

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: #Laughs A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm."Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer."I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wou

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No.

: #Laughs A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

: #Laughs A man goes into a bar with his dog.

: #Laughs |Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?A: A mutt in a rut!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?A: A dog that keeps barking up the wro

: #Laughs A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

: #Laughs Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn't want to look down on the unemployed

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.

: #Laughs |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia--------------------------------------------------------------------------------BritainBOAC = Bett

: #Laughs A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans.

: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.

: #Laughs Arkansas Governor Application First name:_______Last name(if known):_Address (where you live):Mother's name(list also relation, i.e., sister):Birthdate(yours):____________Father's

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

: #Laughs Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into the library.

: #Laughs |Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

: #Laughs What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

: #Laughs BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!

: #Laughs Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit

: #Laughs A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm."Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer."I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wou

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