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: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3

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: #Laughs Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news.

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: #Laughs Calling in Sick....

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: #Laughs A woman came to the psychiatrist worried.

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: #Laughs While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says

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: #Laughs What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

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: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

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: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

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: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

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: #Laughs One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her."My daughter, you have pleased me greatly.

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: #Laughs A doctor rushed out of his study room.

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: #Laughs What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

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: #Laughs Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

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: #Laughs Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one club and two balls.

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: #Laughs A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.

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: #Laughs Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper

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: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

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: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3

: #Laughs Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news.

: #Laughs Calling in Sick....

: #Laughs A woman came to the psychiatrist worried.

: #Laughs While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says

: #Laughs What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

: #Laughs One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her."My daughter, you have pleased me greatly.

: #Laughs A doctor rushed out of his study room.

: #Laughs What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

: #Laughs Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

: #Laughs Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one club and two balls.

: #Laughs A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards.

: #Laughs Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.

: #Laughs Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper

: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

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