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: #Laughs A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.Two: It is inside the mothe

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: #Laughs What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

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: #Laughs What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

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: #Laughs How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!

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: #Laughs Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

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: #Laughs There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their own business when suddenly a flasher jumped in front of them and exposed himself...the first old lady had a stroke...the second old lady had a stroke...bu

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!

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: #Laughs There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex.

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: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.

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: #Laughs When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

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: #Laughs Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the girl moan for a bit.The second one went in and the girl screamed a little bit harder.When

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: #Laughs How long will a floating point operation float?

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: #Laughs Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

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: #Laughs Josh sent a letter to his folks.

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: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.

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: #Laughs A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.Two: It is inside the mothe

: #Laughs What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

: #Laughs What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

: #Laughs How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait.

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!

: #Laughs Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

: #Laughs There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their own business when suddenly a flasher jumped in front of them and exposed himself...the first old lady had a stroke...the second old lady had a stroke...bu

: #Laughs Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!

: #Laughs There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex.

: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.

: #Laughs When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

: #Laughs Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the girl moan for a bit.The second one went in and the girl screamed a little bit harder.When

: #Laughs How long will a floating point operation float?

: #Laughs Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

: #Laughs Josh sent a letter to his folks.

: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

: #Laughs |A Teenager is...

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.

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