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: #Laughs The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defen

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: #Laughs A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

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: #Laughs ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

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: #Laughs Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!

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: #Laughs Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.

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: #Laughs While the U.S.

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: #Laughs Q....OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building.

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: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

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: #Laughs |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.""You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middl

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: #Laughs What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

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: #Laughs Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on the market today.""How does he know this for sure though?" asked the other woman."Because

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: #Laughs Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the processes of bodily waste removal.

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: #Laughs IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtedly will destroy it via some typical bone-head co

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: #Laughs |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.

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: #Laughs Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

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: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

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: #Laughs This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America.

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: #Laughs What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.

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: #Laughs He said...

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: #Laughs Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box)[_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ______

: #Laughs The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defen

: #Laughs A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

: #Laughs ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

: #Laughs Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!

: #Laughs Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.

: #Laughs While the U.S.

: #Laughs Q....OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building.

: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

: #Laughs |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.""You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middl

: #Laughs What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

: #Laughs Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on the market today.""How does he know this for sure though?" asked the other woman."Because

: #Laughs Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the processes of bodily waste removal.

: #Laughs IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtedly will destroy it via some typical bone-head co

: #Laughs |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.

: #Laughs Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

: #Laughs This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America.

: #Laughs What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.

: #Laughs He said...

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