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: #Laughs A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf.

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: #Laughs A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer.

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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: #Laughs An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

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: #Laughs Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/.

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: #Laughs Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?A: An eggroll!Q: What do you call the outside

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(13) + 1/(35) + 1/(57) + 1/(79)+...as 1/2((1/1 - 1/3) + (1/3 - 1/5) + (1/5 - 1/7) + (1/7 - 1/9) + ...

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: #Laughs WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

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: #Laughs |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

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: #Laughs Why don't ghosts make good magicians.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!

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: #Laughs A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats.

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: #Laughs A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble.

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: #Laughs |I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer's group.

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: #Laughs Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry,"

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: #Laughs Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

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: #Laughs A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down.

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: #Laughs A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"

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: #Laughs A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer.

: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

: #Laughs An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

: #Laughs Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/.

: #Laughs Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1.

: #Laughs |Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?A: An eggroll!Q: What do you call the outside

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(13) + 1/(35) + 1/(57) + 1/(79)+...as 1/2((1/1 - 1/3) + (1/3 - 1/5) + (1/5 - 1/7) + (1/7 - 1/9) + ...

: #Laughs WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

: #Laughs |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

: #Laughs Why don't ghosts make good magicians.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!

: #Laughs A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats.

: #Laughs A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble.

: #Laughs |I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer's group.

: #Laughs Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry,"

: #Laughs Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

: #Laughs A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down.

: #Laughs A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"

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