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: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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: #Laughs Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.

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: #Laughs Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.

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: #Laughs Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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: #Laughs "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

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: #Laughs What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts

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: #Laughs Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.

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: #Laughs There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".

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: #Laughs Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMO

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: #Laughs When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

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: #Laughs During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy.

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: #Laughs |Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking.

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: #Laughs A city child came running into the farmhouse.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

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: #Laughs |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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: #Laughs Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

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: #Laughs A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

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: #Laughs THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

: #Laughs Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.

: #Laughs Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.

: #Laughs Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut.

: #Laughs Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !

: #Laughs "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door.

: #Laughs Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

: #Laughs What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts

: #Laughs Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.

: #Laughs There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".

: #Laughs Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMO

: #Laughs When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

: #Laughs During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy.

: #Laughs |Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking.

: #Laughs A city child came running into the farmhouse.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

: #Laughs |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

: #Laughs Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

: #Laughs A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

: #Laughs THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.

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