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: #Laughs What food best describes a man? Jerky

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: #Laughs To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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: #Laughs What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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: #Laughs |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

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: #Laughs What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

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: #Laughs What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

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: #Laughs The Crist family worked at a zoo.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?""They're for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.""Oh," said the blonde

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: #Laughs How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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: #Laughs Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.

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: #Laughs What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer.

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: #Laughs Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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: #Laughs Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old.

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: #Laughs A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience.

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: #Laughs Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.

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: #Laughs ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands?Lost: small apricot poodle.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor.

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: #Laughs What food best describes a man? Jerky

: #Laughs To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

: #Laughs What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

: #Laughs NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak -- Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak -- LeprechaunicsNative-American Speak -- KimosabicsItalo-American Speak -- Spumonics (or Rigatonics)Chinese-American Speak -- Won-tonicsJapanes

: #Laughs |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

: #Laughs What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

: #Laughs What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs The Crist family worked at a zoo.

: #Laughs A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?""They're for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.""Oh," said the blonde

: #Laughs How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

: #Laughs Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.

: #Laughs What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer.

: #Laughs Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

: #Laughs Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old.

: #Laughs A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience.

: #Laughs Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.

: #Laughs ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands?Lost: small apricot poodle.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor.

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