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: #Laughs A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

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: #Laughs The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike.

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: #Laughs One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator: California W

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: #Laughs Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release.

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: #Laughs A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each ot

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.

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: #Laughs |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry.

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: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

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: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

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: #Laughs What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.

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: #Laughs |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

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: #Laughs A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

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: #Laughs |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

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: #Laughs How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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: #Laughs One day at the entrance to heaven, St.

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: #Laughs Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.

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: #Laughs The Ugly Hag by Ida Face

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: #Laughs A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

: #Laughs The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike.

: #Laughs One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator: California W

: #Laughs Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release.

: #Laughs A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each ot

: #Laughs Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.

: #Laughs |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry.

: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

: #Laughs What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.

: #Laughs |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

: #Laughs A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

: #Laughs How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

: #Laughs One day at the entrance to heaven, St.

: #Laughs Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.

: #Laughs The Ugly Hag by Ida Face

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