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: #Laughs Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."The first boy paused and then replied, "

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: #Laughs Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell me.

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: #Laughs Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:10.

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: #Laughs A butler came running into his important master's office.

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: #Laughs Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy.

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: #Laughs What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have "buck teeth!"

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: #Laughs A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog.""Wow, it's got a massive cock."

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: #Laughs One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped out.

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: #Laughs Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!

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: #Laughs Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'

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: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

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: #Laughs What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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: #Laughs Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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: #Laughs Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.

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: #Laughs Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

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: #Laughs |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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: #Laughs Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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: #Laughs Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."The first boy paused and then replied, "

: #Laughs Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell me.

: #Laughs Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:10.

: #Laughs A butler came running into his important master's office.

: #Laughs Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy.

: #Laughs What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.

: #Laughs Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have "buck teeth!"

: #Laughs A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog.""Wow, it's got a massive cock."

: #Laughs One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped out.

: #Laughs Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!

: #Laughs Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'

: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

: #Laughs What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

: #Laughs Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

: #Laughs Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.

: #Laughs Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

: #Laughs |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

: #Laughs Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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