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: #Laughs A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"

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: #Laughs A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back

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: #Laughs What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

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: #Laughs What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET - The extra testicle!

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: #Laughs What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

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: #Laughs The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone when their mothers call.

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: #Laughs Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear.

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: #Laughs Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

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: #Laughs |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?""Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

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: #Laughs Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."

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: #Laughs Q: How does Mrs.

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: #Laughs On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession."I lied when I told you I was a virgin.

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: #Laughs Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

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: #Laughs Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

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: #Laughs Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

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: #Laughs These three women were roommates.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !

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: #Laughs A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"

: #Laughs A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back

: #Laughs What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

: #Laughs What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET - The extra testicle!

: #Laughs What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

: #Laughs The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone when their mothers call.

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear.

: #Laughs Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

: #Laughs |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?""Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

: #Laughs Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."

: #Laughs Q: How does Mrs.

: #Laughs On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession."I lied when I told you I was a virgin.

: #Laughs Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

: #Laughs Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

: #Laughs Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

: #Laughs These three women were roommates.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !

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