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: #Laughs What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon Engl

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: #Laughs Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10.

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: #Laughs I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny

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: #Laughs What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

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: #Laughs |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

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: #Laughs Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.

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: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room.

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: #Laughs Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.

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: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.

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: #Laughs Democrats V.

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

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: #Laughs |The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations were eagerly disclaiming responsibility for the instrument.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

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: #Laughs What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.

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: #Laughs The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty."I would suggest to you, young lady," began the medic,as he regained som of his professional dignity,"that you discontinue some of your running around.Stop drinking so m

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: #Laughs What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.

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: #Laughs The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle.

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: #Laughs What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

: #Laughs |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon Engl

: #Laughs Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10.

: #Laughs I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

: #Laughs Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny

: #Laughs What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

: #Laughs |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

: #Laughs Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.

: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room.

: #Laughs Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.

: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.

: #Laughs Democrats V.

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

: #Laughs |The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations were eagerly disclaiming responsibility for the instrument.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

: #Laughs What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.

: #Laughs The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty."I would suggest to you, young lady," began the medic,as he regained som of his professional dignity,"that you discontinue some of your running around.Stop drinking so m

: #Laughs What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.

: #Laughs The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle.

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