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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.

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: #Laughs Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

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: #Laughs Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

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: #Laughs A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend.

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: #Laughs The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you ," the teacher began," and you gave to Mary, to Sally and to Susan, what would you have?""An orgy," Johnny answered.

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: #Laughs What is musical and handy in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo: I don't have a drinking problem.

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: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

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: #Laughs * COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING *(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom):Please don't feel bad.

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: #Laughs How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.

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: #Laughs |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !

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: #Laughs One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour."Paddy my friend", he said.

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: #Laughs Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.

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: #Laughs |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have ab

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: #Laughs An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him.The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange and purple.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.

: #Laughs Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

: #Laughs Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

: #Laughs A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend.

: #Laughs The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

: #Laughs Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you ," the teacher began," and you gave to Mary, to Sally and to Susan, what would you have?""An orgy," Johnny answered.

: #Laughs What is musical and handy in the supermarket.

: #Laughs Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo: I don't have a drinking problem.

: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

: #Laughs * COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING *(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom):Please don't feel bad.

: #Laughs How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.

: #Laughs |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !

: #Laughs One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour."Paddy my friend", he said.

: #Laughs Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.

: #Laughs |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have ab

: #Laughs An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him.The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange and purple.

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