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: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

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: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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: #Laughs Benign................What you be after you be eight.Artery................The study of paintings.Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.Barium................What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.Cat

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: #Laughs VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research = procrastinate indefinitelyto network = spread disinformationto collaborate = argue incessantlyto freelance = collect unemploymentNOUNS:ag

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: #Laughs What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.

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: #Laughs |Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!

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: #Laughs God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.

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: #Laughs A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove!

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: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw.

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: #Laughs |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.

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: #Laughs If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of national security.

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: #Laughs My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her.

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: #Laughs |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n.

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: #Laughs There were these three brothers that were very close to each other.

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: #Laughs What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !

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: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

: #Laughs Titicons (.)(.) tiny tits (o) (o) regular tits ( O )( O ) big tits ( @ ) ( @ ) big harry tits ( ' ) ( ' ) perky tits {.} {.} shriveled tits ( , ) ( , ) drippy tits [ _ ] [ _ ] android tits ( # ) ( # ) Tysoned tits

: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

: #Laughs Benign................What you be after you be eight.Artery................The study of paintings.Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.Barium................What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.Cat

: #Laughs VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research = procrastinate indefinitelyto network = spread disinformationto collaborate = argue incessantlyto freelance = collect unemploymentNOUNS:ag

: #Laughs What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.

: #Laughs |Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!

: #Laughs God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.

: #Laughs A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove!

: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw.

: #Laughs |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.

: #Laughs If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of national security.

: #Laughs My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her.

: #Laughs |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs There were these three brothers that were very close to each other.

: #Laughs What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !

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