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: #Laughs Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

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: #Laughs Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!"

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: #Laughs Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

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: #Laughs A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

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: #Laughs At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignifiedhandshake from Queen Elizabeth II.They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London wherethey b

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: #Laughs A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for 0.00?"Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -"Sir, since

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: #Laughs Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three.

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: #Laughs |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!

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: #Laughs Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

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: #Laughs A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

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: #Laughs Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily

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: #Laughs They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

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: #Laughs Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard.

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: #Laughs What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

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: #Laughs You know you're drinking too much coffee when...You answer the door before people knock.

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: #Laughs The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

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: #Laughs |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep an eye on the wood stoveMegahertz - When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morningFloppy disk - What you get from piling too much wood into

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: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when

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: #Laughs An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

: #Laughs Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!"

: #Laughs Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

: #Laughs A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

: #Laughs At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignifiedhandshake from Queen Elizabeth II.They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London wherethey b

: #Laughs A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for 0.00?"Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -"Sir, since

: #Laughs Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three.

: #Laughs |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!

: #Laughs Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

: #Laughs A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

: #Laughs Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily

: #Laughs They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

: #Laughs Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard.

: #Laughs What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs You know you're drinking too much coffee when...You answer the door before people knock.

: #Laughs The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

: #Laughs |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep an eye on the wood stoveMegahertz - When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morningFloppy disk - What you get from piling too much wood into

: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when

: #Laughs An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

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