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: #Laughs Professor: A wise man doubts everything.

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: #Laughs Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.

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: #Laughs |Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!

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: #Laughs A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, allnight long.

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: #Laughs What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!

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: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !

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: #Laughs A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !

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: #Laughs A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."

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: #Laughs |Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated! Which insect didn't play well in goal?The fumble bee! What did the bumbl

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: #Laughs What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

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: #Laughs IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great,But.

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: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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: #Laughs What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."

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: #Laughs Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!

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: #Laughs Professor: A wise man doubts everything.

: #Laughs Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.

: #Laughs |Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!

: #Laughs What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!

: #Laughs A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, allnight long.

: #Laughs What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!

: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

: #Laughs What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !

: #Laughs A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !

: #Laughs A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."

: #Laughs |Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated! Which insect didn't play well in goal?The fumble bee! What did the bumbl

: #Laughs What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

: #Laughs IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great,But.

: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

: #Laughs What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."

: #Laughs Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!

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