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: #Laughs Operating in stand-by mode.

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: #Laughs Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.

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: #Laughs A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.

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: #Laughs |A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior

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: #Laughs I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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: #Laughs |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend.

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: #Laughs While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered...

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: #Laughs Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendme

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: #Laughs Where do fish come from? Finland!

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: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by Gabriel

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: #Laughs A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

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: #Laughs Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.

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: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

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: #Laughs The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church.

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: #Laughs Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.

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: #Laughs This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."

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: #Laughs How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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: #Laughs Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

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: #Laughs I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:"If this car was a woman, she'd get pinched in the butt."Underneath which a graffiti read:"If this woman was a car, she'd run you over."

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: #Laughs Operating in stand-by mode.

: #Laughs Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.

: #Laughs A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.

: #Laughs |A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior

: #Laughs I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

: #Laughs |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend.

: #Laughs While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered...

: #Laughs Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendme

: #Laughs Where do fish come from? Finland!

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by Gabriel

: #Laughs A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

: #Laughs Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.

: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

: #Laughs The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church.

: #Laughs Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.

: #Laughs This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat.

: #Laughs Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."

: #Laughs How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.

: #Laughs Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

: #Laughs I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:"If this car was a woman, she'd get pinched in the butt."Underneath which a graffiti read:"If this woman was a car, she'd run you over."

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