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: #Laughs I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

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: #Laughs The boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office "The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!"The boss replies : " My wife used to live there ! "The protege quickly res

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

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: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!

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: #Laughs A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

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: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

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: #Laughs Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.

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: #Laughs |The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to address the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop b

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: #Laughs Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

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: #Laughs When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.

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: #Laughs What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

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: #Laughs yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

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: #Laughs Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

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: #Laughs The Post Script by Adeline Extra

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: #Laughs |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

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: #Laughs This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail.

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: #Laughs I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

: #Laughs The boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office "The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!"The boss replies : " My wife used to live there ! "The protege quickly res

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!

: #Laughs A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner.

: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

: #Laughs Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.

: #Laughs |The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to address the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop b

: #Laughs Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

: #Laughs When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.

: #Laughs Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.

: #Laughs What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

: #Laughs yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

: #Laughs Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

: #Laughs The Post Script by Adeline Extra

: #Laughs |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree.

: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

: #Laughs This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail.

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