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: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.

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: #Laughs Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods.Harry, laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond where Fred

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: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !

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: #Laughs Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!

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: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

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: #Laughs |"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

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: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

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: #Laughs Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

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: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

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: #Laughs What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

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: #Laughs |A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a humanbeing.

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: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

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: #Laughs How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve

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: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.

: #Laughs Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods.Harry, laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond where Fred

: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !

: #Laughs Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!

: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

: #Laughs |"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

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: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

: #Laughs Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

: #Laughs What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

: #Laughs |A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a humanbeing.

: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

: #Laughs Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

: #Laughs How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve

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