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: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

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: #Laughs Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart.2-LAZY - Just fizzles3-AMIABLE - Likes to smell others farts4-SELFISH - Only enjoys smelling own farts5-CARELESS - Farts in church6-SMART ALEC - F

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

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: #Laughs Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up."All the ladies down on the floor," one handsome robber commanded."My grandmother too?" the little girl asked.

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: #Laughs yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.

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: #Laughs What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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: #Laughs Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!

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: #Laughs At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words.

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: #Laughs Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"

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: #Laughs British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).

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: #Laughs An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error,

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: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

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: #Laughs Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!

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: #Laughs First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm.

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: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in yourreligion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sai

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: #Laughs An American was waiting on a London street corner.

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

: #Laughs What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

: #Laughs Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart.2-LAZY - Just fizzles3-AMIABLE - Likes to smell others farts4-SELFISH - Only enjoys smelling own farts5-CARELESS - Farts in church6-SMART ALEC - F

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

: #Laughs Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up."All the ladies down on the floor," one handsome robber commanded."My grandmother too?" the little girl asked.

: #Laughs yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

: #Laughs Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.

: #Laughs What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

: #Laughs Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!

: #Laughs At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words.

: #Laughs Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"

: #Laughs British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).

: #Laughs An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error,

: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

: #Laughs Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!

: #Laughs First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm.

: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in yourreligion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sai

: #Laughs An American was waiting on a London street corner.

: #Laughs Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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