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: #Laughs Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

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: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

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: #Laughs What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

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: #Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed.

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: #Laughs Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)

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: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

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: #Laughs |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!

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: #Laughs A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch.

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: #Laughs This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.

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: #Laughs You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.

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: #Laughs New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top

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: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said

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: #Laughs Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

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: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father said it'd be a good idea, sir.""Oh? And what does your father do?""He's in the Army, sir."

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: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.

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: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !

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: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

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: #Laughs Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."The woman replies, "Yes...And we're going to be careful not to hurt

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: #Laughs Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

: #Laughs What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

: #Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed.

: #Laughs Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)

: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

: #Laughs |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!

: #Laughs A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch.

: #Laughs This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.

: #Laughs You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.

: #Laughs New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top

: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said

: #Laughs Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father said it'd be a good idea, sir.""Oh? And what does your father do?""He's in the Army, sir."

: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.

: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !

: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

: #Laughs Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."The woman replies, "Yes...And we're going to be careful not to hurt

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