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: #Laughs JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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: #Laughs There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

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: #Laughs Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Moni

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: #Laughs What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

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: #Laughs If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

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: #Laughs |Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?A: Ready, teddy, go!Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?A: A

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: #Laughs One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.He replied, "No thanks, I'm not into recycling."

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: #Laughs Chester and Earl are going hunting.

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: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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: #Laughs There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh.

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: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

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: #Laughs Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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: #Laughs There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII.

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: #Laughs The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job.

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: #Laughs On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light.

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: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by

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: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

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: #Laughs JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

: #Laughs There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

: #Laughs Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Moni

: #Laughs What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

: #Laughs If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

: #Laughs |Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?A: Ready, teddy, go!Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?A: A

: #Laughs One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.He replied, "No thanks, I'm not into recycling."

: #Laughs Chester and Earl are going hunting.

: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

: #Laughs There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh.

: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

: #Laughs Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

: #Laughs There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII.

: #Laughs The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job.

: #Laughs On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light.

: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by

: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

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