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: #Laughs A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"

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: #Laughs What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

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: #Laughs One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza Jane can I's look up your dress before the bus gets here?"Liza Jane was startled and said, "No Rastus you cain't!"Well Rastus persisted and persisted till fi

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: #Laughs Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

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: #Laughs A man in the house is worth two in the street.

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: #Laughs A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him.

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: #Laughs It's 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen.

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: #Laughs ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.

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: #Laughs A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar.

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: #Laughs How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

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: #Laughs Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an easy language ...

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

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: #Laughs A Japanese man went to the eye doctor.

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: #Laughs One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.

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: #Laughs How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo

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: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies.

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: #Laughs Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy.

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: #Laughs Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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: #Laughs A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"

: #Laughs What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

: #Laughs One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza Jane can I's look up your dress before the bus gets here?"Liza Jane was startled and said, "No Rastus you cain't!"Well Rastus persisted and persisted till fi

: #Laughs Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

: #Laughs A man in the house is worth two in the street.

: #Laughs A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him.

: #Laughs It's 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen.

: #Laughs ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.

: #Laughs A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar.

: #Laughs How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

: #Laughs Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an easy language ...

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

: #Laughs A Japanese man went to the eye doctor.

: #Laughs One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.

: #Laughs How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo

: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies.

: #Laughs Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.

: #Laughs Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy.

: #Laughs Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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