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: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

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: #Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his hea

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: #Laughs I saw a pen in a store the other day.

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: #Laughs When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels.

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: #Laughs |WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig - What a hen laysAints - He's got aints in his paintsPaints - What cha put on your laigs of a morninArn - Ma's tard of arninBag - He bagged her

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: #Laughs Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents.

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: #Laughs Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

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: #Laughs |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

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: #Laughs What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

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: #Laughs Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!

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: #Laughs Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy.

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: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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: #Laughs Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!

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: #Laughs First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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: #Laughs How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).

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: #Laughs What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

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: #Laughs An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

: #Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his hea

: #Laughs I saw a pen in a store the other day.

: #Laughs When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels.

: #Laughs |WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig - What a hen laysAints - He's got aints in his paintsPaints - What cha put on your laigs of a morninArn - Ma's tard of arninBag - He bagged her

: #Laughs Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

: #Laughs |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

: #Laughs What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

: #Laughs Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!

: #Laughs Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert.

: #Laughs Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy.

: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

: #Laughs Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!

: #Laughs First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.

: #Laughs How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).

: #Laughs What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

: #Laughs An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon.

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