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: #Laughs What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!

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: #Laughs Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.

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: #Laughs A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound.

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: #Laughs [San Jose Mercury News]An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot hims

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: #Laughs Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intellige

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: #Laughs Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.

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: #Laughs School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

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: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

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: #Laughs Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

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: #Laughs Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.

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: #Laughs Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."

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: #Laughs There were three guys talking in the pub.

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: #Laughs An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed.

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: #Laughs How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

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: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

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: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

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: #Laughs At a U.N.

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: #Laughs A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist."I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing

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: #Laughs |What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!

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: #Laughs What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!

: #Laughs Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.

: #Laughs A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound.

: #Laughs [San Jose Mercury News]An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot hims

: #Laughs Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intellige

: #Laughs Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.

: #Laughs School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

: #Laughs Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

: #Laughs Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.

: #Laughs Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."

: #Laughs There were three guys talking in the pub.

: #Laughs An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed.

: #Laughs How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

: #Laughs At a U.N.

: #Laughs A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist."I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing

: #Laughs |What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!

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