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: #Laughs For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

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: #Laughs The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each take only one treat.Next to the basket of apples was a sign:Take only one, God is watching.As one little boy reached over t

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: #Laughs Something to ponder...

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: #Laughs Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "

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: #Laughs The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr.

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: #Laughs A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven.

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: #Laughs A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie.

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: #Laughs I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.

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: #Laughs At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for f

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: #Laughs A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at hisapartment.

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: #Laughs Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt.

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: #Laughs A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

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: #Laughs Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

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: #Laughs Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic "smart" missiles.Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned to NATO's base.

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: #Laughs A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed.

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: #Laughs A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde.

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: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

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: #Laughs For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

: #Laughs The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each take only one treat.Next to the basket of apples was a sign:Take only one, God is watching.As one little boy reached over t

: #Laughs Something to ponder...

: #Laughs Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "

: #Laughs The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr.

: #Laughs A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven.

: #Laughs A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie.

: #Laughs I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.

: #Laughs At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for f

: #Laughs A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at hisapartment.

: #Laughs Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt.

: #Laughs A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

: #Laughs Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

: #Laughs Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic "smart" missiles.Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned to NATO's base.

: #Laughs A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed.

: #Laughs A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde.

: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

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