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: #Laughs At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be dangerous, even fatal.

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: #Laughs The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problemis that you are looking for a particular kind of woman.You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is notparti

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell.

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: #Laughs Igloo Building by S Keemo

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a humanbeing.

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: #Laughs An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son scre

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: #Laughs Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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: #Laughs Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.

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: #Laughs Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today.

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: #Laughs Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F.

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: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

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: #Laughs The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid.The fairy godmother says, "I can make you a new dress and give you everything you need to go to the ball...

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: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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: #Laughs |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!

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: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck! --------------------- Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a flat tire? A: Five.

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: #Laughs The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"

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: #Laughs Why was the broom late ? It over swept !

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: #Laughs Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! " "Yes, sir" the young man answered."Those shoes are really really ugly,

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !

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: #Laughs At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be dangerous, even fatal.

: #Laughs The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problemis that you are looking for a particular kind of woman.You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is notparti

: #Laughs Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell.

: #Laughs Igloo Building by S Keemo

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a humanbeing.

: #Laughs An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son scre

: #Laughs Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

: #Laughs Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.

: #Laughs Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today.

: #Laughs Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F.

: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

: #Laughs The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid.The fairy godmother says, "I can make you a new dress and give you everything you need to go to the ball...

: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

: #Laughs |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!

: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck! --------------------- Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a flat tire? A: Five.

: #Laughs The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"

: #Laughs Why was the broom late ? It over swept !

: #Laughs Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! " "Yes, sir" the young man answered."Those shoes are really really ugly,

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !

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