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: #Laughs |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pulls a tractor?A caterpillar tractor!What does a cat go to sleep on?A caterpillow!What's green an

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: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

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: #Laughs A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?The

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: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

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: #Laughs |Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, "Enough!" As Casey paid

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !

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: #Laughs What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

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: #Laughs Don't let your mind wander too far.

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: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

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: #Laughs A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report anyactivities that might develop.

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: #Laughs Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold

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: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs 1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?

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: #Laughs Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

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: #Laughs What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

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: #Laughs |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard.

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: #Laughs |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

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: #Laughs |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pulls a tractor?A caterpillar tractor!What does a cat go to sleep on?A caterpillow!What's green an

: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

: #Laughs A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?The

: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

: #Laughs |Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, "Enough!" As Casey paid

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !

: #Laughs What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

: #Laughs Don't let your mind wander too far.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

: #Laughs A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report anyactivities that might develop.

: #Laughs Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold

: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs 1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?

: #Laughs Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

: #Laughs What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

: #Laughs |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard.

: #Laughs |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

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