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: #Laughs Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.

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: #Laughs |Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in eye, your dress will tear.So shall I! Oh hear

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: #Laughs What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

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: #Laughs Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis.

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: #Laughs Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.

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: #Laughs So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables,

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: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door.

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: #Laughs |What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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: #Laughs A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don't know.

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: #Laughs Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping.

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: #Laughs What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

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: #Laughs |When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.When my boss does the same, that is

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: #Laughs "I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !

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: #Laughs Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!

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: #Laughs Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor.

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: #Laughs Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.

: #Laughs |Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in eye, your dress will tear.So shall I! Oh hear

: #Laughs What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

: #Laughs Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis.

: #Laughs Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.

: #Laughs So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables,

: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door.

: #Laughs |What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!

: #Laughs Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

: #Laughs A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don't know.

: #Laughs Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping.

: #Laughs What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

: #Laughs Aug.

: #Laughs |When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.When my boss does the same, that is

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs "I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !

: #Laughs Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!

: #Laughs Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor.

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