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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

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: #Laughs I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

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: #Laughs How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One.

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: #Laughs What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

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: #Laughs An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer.

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: #Laughs Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.If it doesn't work, it's physics.

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: #Laughs A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.

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: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!

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: #Laughs Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!

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: #Laughs What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

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: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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: #Laughs Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.

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: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

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: #Laughs There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

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: #Laughs GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising.

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: #Laughs What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

: #Laughs I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

: #Laughs How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One.

: #Laughs What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

: #Laughs An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer.

: #Laughs Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.If it doesn't work, it's physics.

: #Laughs A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.

: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!

: #Laughs Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!

: #Laughs What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

: #Laughs Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.

: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

: #Laughs There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

: #Laughs GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising.

: #Laughs What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

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