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: #Laughs Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words......

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

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: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

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: #Laughs A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills.

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: #Laughs WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION

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: #Laughs Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).

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: #Laughs How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.

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: #Laughs The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

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: #Laughs What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

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: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

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: #Laughs What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!

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: #Laughs A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, "For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!"The man thinks for a minute, and says, "I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii.

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.

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: #Laughs A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork.

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: #Laughs What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

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: #Laughs Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words......

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

: #Laughs A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills.

: #Laughs WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION

: #Laughs Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).

: #Laughs How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.

: #Laughs The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

: #Laughs What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

: #Laughs What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!

: #Laughs A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, "For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!"The man thinks for a minute, and says, "I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii.

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.

: #Laughs A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork.

: #Laughs What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

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