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: #Laughs How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.

: #Laughs "What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a naval surgeon," he replied."Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

: #Laughs What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...The other is used to carry groceries.

: #Laughs I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the moment.

: #Laughs First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

: #Laughs |A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.

: #Laughs |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.

: #Laughs |I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.

: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.
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