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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!

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: #Laughs A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye.

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: #Laughs John went to Dr.

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: #Laughs Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.

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: #Laughs Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

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: #Laughs Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity.

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: #Laughs First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

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: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

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: #Laughs |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.

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: #Laughs What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.

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: #Laughs The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be follo

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: #Laughs Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper.

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: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

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: #Laughs I've got a new aardvark.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig.

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: #Laughs If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!

: #Laughs A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye.

: #Laughs John went to Dr.

: #Laughs Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.

: #Laughs Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

: #Laughs Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity.

: #Laughs First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

: #Laughs Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

: #Laughs |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.

: #Laughs What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.

: #Laughs The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be follo

: #Laughs Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper.

: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

: #Laughs I've got a new aardvark.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig.

: #Laughs If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

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