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: #Laughs Messy desk.

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: #Laughs I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did.

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: #Laughs What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

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: #Laughs When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough----------------------------------When I don't do itI am lazyWhen my boss doesn't do itHe is too busy----------------------------------When I do something without being to

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: #Laughs A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them.

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: #Laughs Mrs.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four.

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: #Laughs Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

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: #Laughs Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham.

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: #Laughs Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.

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: #Laughs How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

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: #Laughs A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

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: #Laughs On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field.

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: #Laughs This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which t

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: #Laughs What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

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: #Laughs "Jim will not be in today.

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: #Laughs What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

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: #Laughs Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A.

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: #Laughs Messy desk.

: #Laughs I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did.

: #Laughs What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

: #Laughs When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough----------------------------------When I don't do itI am lazyWhen my boss doesn't do itHe is too busy----------------------------------When I do something without being to

: #Laughs A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them.

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four.

: #Laughs Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

: #Laughs Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham.

: #Laughs Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.

: #Laughs How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

: #Laughs A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

: #Laughs On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field.

: #Laughs This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which t

: #Laughs What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

: #Laughs "Jim will not be in today.

: #Laughs What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

: #Laughs Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A.

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