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: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !

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: #Laughs |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party...

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

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: #Laughs Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

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: #Laughs This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over and someone saw fiftypounds of crack....

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: #Laughs What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.

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: #Laughs The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father.

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: #Laughs When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !

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: #Laughs A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel.

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: #Laughs Someone asks to see your I.D.

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: #Laughs An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies."Three knots? What's that mean?""You're not hard, you're not in,and you're not getting your money back."

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

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: #Laughs Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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: #Laughs How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.

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: #Laughs Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.

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: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !

: #Laughs |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party...

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

: #Laughs Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

: #Laughs Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

: #Laughs This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

: #Laughs Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over and someone saw fiftypounds of crack....

: #Laughs What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.

: #Laughs The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father.

: #Laughs When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !

: #Laughs A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it.

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel.

: #Laughs Someone asks to see your I.D.

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: #Laughs An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies."Three knots? What's that mean?""You're not hard, you're not in,and you're not getting your money back."

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

: #Laughs Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

: #Laughs How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.

: #Laughs Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.

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