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: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.

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: #Laughs Twas the Night before X-masT'was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves and through down his listMiserable little brats, ungrateful little jerksI have a good mind to scrap the whole worksI've busted my ass for damn

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: #Laughs |Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch.

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: #Laughs Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".

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: #Laughs Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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: #Laughs What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I pl

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: #Laughs How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

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: #Laughs Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not.

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: #Laughs Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !

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: #Laughs A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work.

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: #Laughs Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows.

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: #Laughs Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !

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: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

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: #Laughs If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses

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: #Laughs What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.

: #Laughs Twas the Night before X-masT'was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves and through down his listMiserable little brats, ungrateful little jerksI have a good mind to scrap the whole worksI've busted my ass for damn

: #Laughs |Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch.

: #Laughs Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".

: #Laughs Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !

: #Laughs What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!

: #Laughs A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I pl

: #Laughs How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

: #Laughs Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not.

: #Laughs Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !

: #Laughs A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work.

: #Laughs Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows.

: #Laughs Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !

: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

: #Laughs If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses

: #Laughs What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer.

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