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: #Laughs A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."The son thanks his m

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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink ?"

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: #Laughs Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!See,

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: #Laughs What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.

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: #Laughs Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?

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: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

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: #Laughs What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

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: #Laughs Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

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: #Laughs Fan: I've always admired you.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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: #Laughs One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom.

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: #Laughs A man's house is on fire.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

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: #Laughs |A young couple were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

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: #Laughs One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole.

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: #Laughs How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

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: #Laughs What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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: #Laughs A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."The son thanks his m

: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink ?"

: #Laughs Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!See,

: #Laughs What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.

: #Laughs Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?

: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

: #Laughs What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

: #Laughs Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

: #Laughs Fan: I've always admired you.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

: #Laughs One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom.

: #Laughs A man's house is on fire.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

: #Laughs |A young couple were on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

: #Laughs One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole.

: #Laughs How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

: #Laughs What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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