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: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said

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: #Laughs Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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: #Laughs |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

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: #Laughs Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

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: #Laughs A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly.

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: #Laughs What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.

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: #Laughs Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

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: #Laughs Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.

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: #Laughs |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!

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: #Laughs Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

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: #Laughs Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

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: #Laughs Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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: #Laughs |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

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: #Laughs A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to he

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: #Laughs Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

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: #Laughs Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall.

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: #Laughs How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one.

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: #Laughs Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes:Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's:We learn about VD in:"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"Charlie and the li

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.

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: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said

: #Laughs Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

: #Laughs |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

: #Laughs Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

: #Laughs A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly.

: #Laughs What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.

: #Laughs Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

: #Laughs Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.

: #Laughs |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!

: #Laughs Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

: #Laughs Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

: #Laughs Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

: #Laughs |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

: #Laughs A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to he

: #Laughs Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

: #Laughs Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall.

: #Laughs How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one.

: #Laughs Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes:Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's:We learn about VD in:"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"Charlie and the li

: #Laughs Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.

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