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: #Laughs There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

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: #Laughs One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.

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: #Laughs During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

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: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

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: #Laughs This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's hat and sitting in a red wagon which is being pulled slowly by a large Labador Retriever.

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: #Laughs As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force.

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: #Laughs |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people.

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: #Laughs They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria

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: #Laughs After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

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: #Laughs Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Would you like Mommy to take you?".

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: #Laughs A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.

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: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.

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: #Laughs A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills.

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: #Laughs There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

: #Laughs One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.

: #Laughs During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

: #Laughs This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's hat and sitting in a red wagon which is being pulled slowly by a large Labador Retriever.

: #Laughs As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force.

: #Laughs |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people.

: #Laughs They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria

: #Laughs After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

: #Laughs Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Would you like Mommy to take you?".

: #Laughs A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.

: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.

: #Laughs A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills.

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