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: #Laughs I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill.

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: #Laughs One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

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: #Laughs We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable.

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: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

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: #Laughs If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings!

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: #Laughs What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!

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: #Laughs Surveyor: This house is a ruin.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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: #Laughs How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye

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: #Laughs A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse.

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: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.

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: #Laughs The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

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: #Laughs Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!

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: #Laughs yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

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: #Laughs The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.

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: #Laughs Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

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: #Laughs Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!

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: #Laughs Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!

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: #Laughs What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

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: #Laughs I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill.

: #Laughs One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

: #Laughs We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable.

: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

: #Laughs If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings!

: #Laughs What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!

: #Laughs Surveyor: This house is a ruin.

: #Laughs What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

: #Laughs How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye

: #Laughs A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse.

: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.

: #Laughs The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

: #Laughs Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!

: #Laughs yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

: #Laughs The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.

: #Laughs Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

: #Laughs Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!

: #Laughs Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!

: #Laughs What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

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