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: #Laughs My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary.

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A: Pick on someone your own size!Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.Q: What do you call two guitar

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: #Laughs |OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD CASHIERS never die, they just check outOLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their driveOLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganicallyOLD

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: #Laughs Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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: #Laughs Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No.

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: #Laughs A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.The doctor told her it would cost around 0, but there wasanother way that would cost only .The woman agreed to

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: #Laughs A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait

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: #Laughs If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

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: #Laughs |There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend.

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: #Laughs |If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

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: #Laughs More cool than funny, but...

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog.

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: #Laughs How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

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: #Laughs What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

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: #Laughs Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes.

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: #Laughs How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

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: #Laughs The U.S.

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: #Laughs How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four.

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: #Laughs Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons.

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: #Laughs My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A: Pick on someone your own size!Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.Q: What do you call two guitar

: #Laughs |OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD CASHIERS never die, they just check outOLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their driveOLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganicallyOLD

: #Laughs Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

: #Laughs Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No.

: #Laughs A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.The doctor told her it would cost around 0, but there wasanother way that would cost only .The woman agreed to

: #Laughs A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait

: #Laughs If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

: #Laughs |There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend.

: #Laughs |If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

: #Laughs More cool than funny, but...

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog.

: #Laughs How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

: #Laughs What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

: #Laughs Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes.

: #Laughs How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

: #Laughs The U.S.

: #Laughs How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four.

: #Laughs Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons.

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