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: #Laughs What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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: #Laughs How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

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: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

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: #Laughs In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions di

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

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: #Laughs There were three guys in an airplane.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians.

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

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: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.

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: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

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: #Laughs Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a tavern.

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: #Laughs One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land.

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: #Laughs A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree.

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: #Laughs What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

: #Laughs How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

: #Laughs In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions di

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

: #Laughs There were three guys in an airplane.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians.

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

: #Laughs Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.

: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

: #Laughs Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

: #Laughs A guy walks into a tavern.

: #Laughs One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land.

: #Laughs A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree.

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