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: #Laughs The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried.

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: #Laughs A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby.

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: #Laughs Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob".He refers to Klingons as "Critters".He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns".He has the se

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: #Laughs The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front tire went flat.

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: #Laughs |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family.

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: #Laughs What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.

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: #Laughs The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy.

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: #Laughs |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?""Just snow," replied the stewardess.

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: #Laughs A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St.

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: #Laughs A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.

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: #Laughs |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your famil

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

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: #Laughs I had my appendix removed.

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: #Laughs Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.

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: #Laughs Martin had just received his brand new drivers license.

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: #Laughs If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle.

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: #Laughs Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!

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: #Laughs Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.

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: #Laughs Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his

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: #Laughs Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!

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: #Laughs The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried.

: #Laughs A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby.

: #Laughs Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob".He refers to Klingons as "Critters".He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns".He has the se

: #Laughs The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front tire went flat.

: #Laughs |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family.

: #Laughs What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.

: #Laughs The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy.

: #Laughs |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?""Just snow," replied the stewardess.

: #Laughs A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St.

: #Laughs A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.

: #Laughs |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your famil

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

: #Laughs I had my appendix removed.

: #Laughs Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.

: #Laughs Martin had just received his brand new drivers license.

: #Laughs If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle.

: #Laughs Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!

: #Laughs Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.

: #Laughs Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his

: #Laughs Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!

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