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: #Laughs Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!

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: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

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: #Laughs Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!

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: #Laughs When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

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: #Laughs What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

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: #Laughs What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !

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: #Laughs Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

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: #Laughs A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble.

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: #Laughs Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furious.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

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: #Laughs A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship.

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: #Laughs An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy.

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: #Laughs A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

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: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

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: #Laughs *** Signs that you "just might" have a drinking problem.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into a Best Buy.

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: #Laughs why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??

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: #Laughs Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !

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: #Laughs The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade through college level.

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: #Laughs Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!

: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

: #Laughs Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!

: #Laughs When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

: #Laughs What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

: #Laughs What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !

: #Laughs Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

: #Laughs A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble.

: #Laughs Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furious.

: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

: #Laughs A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship.

: #Laughs An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy.

: #Laughs A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

: #Laughs *** Signs that you "just might" have a drinking problem.

: #Laughs A blonde goes into a Best Buy.

: #Laughs why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??

: #Laughs Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !

: #Laughs The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade through college level.

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