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: #Laughs |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: What were you doing?1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.Judge: And what were you doing?2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.

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: #Laughs Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate.

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: #Laughs |If architects had to work like programmers .

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: #Laughs Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner.

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: #Laughs Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

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: #Laughs What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !

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: #Laughs What's sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin....

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: #Laughs Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

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: #Laughs After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.

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: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

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: #Laughs |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

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: #Laughs How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

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: #Laughs Mr.Richman has 3daughters.

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: #Laughs What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

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: #Laughs What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !

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: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

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: #Laughs An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

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: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

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: #Laughs Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant.

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: #Laughs |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: What were you doing?1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.Judge: And what were you doing?2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.

: #Laughs Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate.

: #Laughs |If architects had to work like programmers .

: #Laughs Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner.

: #Laughs Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

: #Laughs What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !

: #Laughs What's sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin....

: #Laughs Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

: #Laughs After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.

: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

: #Laughs |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge.

: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

: #Laughs How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

: #Laughs Mr.Richman has 3daughters.

: #Laughs What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

: #Laughs What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !

: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

: #Laughs An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

: #Laughs Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant.

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