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: #Laughs Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge.

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: #Laughs Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."The woman replies, "Yes...And we're going to be careful not to hurt

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: #Laughs In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

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: #Laughs Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.

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: #Laughs The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar".

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: #Laughs A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

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: #Laughs In Canada we have two Seasons...six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.

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: #Laughs And God Created Woman.

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: #Laughs The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming.

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: #Laughs Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt.

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: #Laughs They say that the new super computer knows everything.

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: #Laughs Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

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: #Laughs The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degre

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: #Laughs You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

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: #Laughs Somewhere in America, next week...Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk.

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: #Laughs What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

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: #Laughs The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge.

: #Laughs Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."The woman replies, "Yes...And we're going to be careful not to hurt

: #Laughs In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

: #Laughs Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.

: #Laughs The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar".

: #Laughs A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

: #Laughs In Canada we have two Seasons...six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.

: #Laughs And God Created Woman.

: #Laughs The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming.

: #Laughs Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt.

: #Laughs They say that the new super computer knows everything.

: #Laughs Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

: #Laughs The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degre

: #Laughs You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

: #Laughs Somewhere in America, next week...Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk.

: #Laughs What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

: #Laughs The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful.

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