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: #Laughs A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo." The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while, then says "Yup, seems like a fair trade to me."

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: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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: #Laughs A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.

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: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundout he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell."Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

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: #Laughs Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Axel! Axel who? Axeldental Tourist! Knock Knock Who's there? Atch! Atch who? I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Athena! Athena wh

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.

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: #Laughs Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A.

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: #Laughs What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !

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: #Laughs This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together.

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: #Laughs |USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you.

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: #Laughs How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18

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: #Laughs How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

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: #Laughs A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.

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: #Laughs |Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army.

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: #Laughs An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn.

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: #Laughs A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo." The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while, then says "Yup, seems like a fair trade to me."

: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

: #Laughs A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.

: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundout he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell."Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

: #Laughs Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Axel! Axel who? Axeldental Tourist! Knock Knock Who's there? Atch! Atch who? I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Athena! Athena wh

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.

: #Laughs Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A.

: #Laughs What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !

: #Laughs This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer.

: #Laughs What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together.

: #Laughs |USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you.

: #Laughs How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18

: #Laughs How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

: #Laughs A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.

: #Laughs |Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army.

: #Laughs An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn.

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